I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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