I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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