I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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