Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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