and i looked up. we had an audience...
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize