I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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