Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
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