I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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