Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Tornado booty call.. dedication
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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