NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Sorry my hands just texted you
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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