Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
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