you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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