whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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