He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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