its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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