But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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