So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
