Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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