We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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