If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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