Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Boobs are out for the taking
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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