Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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