playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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