Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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