She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I wish I could punch you in the face.
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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