Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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