and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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