He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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