Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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