Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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