The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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