Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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