She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
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