it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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