There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
The power of my boobs compel you
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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