somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
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