the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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