A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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