i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
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