If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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