they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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