Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
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