she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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