Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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