and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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