dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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