It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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