White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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