What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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