why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Randomize
