Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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