I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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