Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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