I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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