he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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