I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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