Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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