He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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