White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i just google imaged poop.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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