she was so not down for the gang bang
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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